Sunday, May 6, 2012

A Beatiful Yellow Lie


              'The great and powerful Trixie' is what she called herself. This traveling beautiful light blue pony had a special talent that attracted the locals of the villages she visit to her magical stand up. Always leaving her audience requesting for more, at the end of each show she'd always go on saying how it's best to 'leave your viewers wanting more'. I suppose she's doing something right if she's rocking that long gray hair (mane?) while rocking a silly purple hate and cape, yet still obtaining respect.
Trixie made her travels in a large wooden cargo trailer. In it was basically all she needed in order to perform and travel with. Inside of it, in one corner of the room was a light blue bed with dark blue sheets. Another corner had large wooden dresser, in it had her clothes (I guess the purple cape and wizard hate only) and decorations for the show stored in the drawers, like fireworks and what not. However she used her magic to help “spark up” the event, using her abilities to make some of the effects look more bright and colorful. On another corner of the room was a short table brown wooden table, and on top of it was a purple blanket and white pillow. Close to the center of the room was a large mirror leaning up against the wall. On the opposite end of the mirror was a small window that had a view of the outside area. All you could was a large grassy field and the night moon sky; it looked so bright out with no trees to shade the moon light. Trixie was there, sitting back on her hind legs (I guess), staring in front of the mirror as she levitated a large brush to comb her gray mane (hair?). I guess she was fixing split ends or something. She just got done with a show and was complaining how her hair was a mess. It looked fine to me, but then again I guess I wouldn't know. I was once again a orange pony like the last dream, but couldn't say for sure if I was the same exact pony or not.
"That went well." Trixie stated, kind of sounded annoyed though. Maybe she was getting sick of traveling? No, that wasn't it. She continued to brush her mane and tried to strike a conversation with me. "The shows have been getting more and more attention as I travel all across this land! It's like they can't get enough of me. Wouldn't you agree?"
I didn't understand the purpose of why she became a traveling magician to begin with or what exactly it would accomplish for her future, but she seemed really happy about her current uprising success. I answered, "Yea, you're doing really well for yourself!" in hopes to boost her ego.
She grinned and replied with, "Don't you think I know that already?" it seem like the compliment was pleasing to hear, but she just didn't know how to thank me. Eventually, she stopped combing her hair, dropping the levitating brush onto the floor, and got a real serious look on her face. She continued to stare into the mirror and stated, "We'll need to wake up early for tomorrow. I'll need to visit Twilight and tell her of my success." she didn't sound too happy, but she really wanted to meet with Twilight Sparkle again for some reason.
I was excited to hear this, as this will give me another chance to meet Twilight Sparkle and tell her how I feel! My only worry was that I may not be the same pony from last time; I don't want to look like a complete stranger to her. I should think of something in case I didn't look like the person (pony), but what...?
Afterwards, Trixie walked to the light blue bed at the corner of the room. She just threw herself into it, tucked herself underneath the sheets and fell asleep. Guess she was really that tired.

Looks like it was time for me to sleep as well, but like last time I wasn't even tired (in a dream, ya' know). Hopefully I can get some "sleep" and then all of a sudden wake up at Twilight Sparkles place or something. I didn't notice this till now, but the cargo trailer we were in was moving. From the inside, it looked like everything was kind of moving from side to side, but very slowly and at times it felt like the cargo would tilt a bit, but never felt like it would fall over. Occasionally the trailer would kind of "jump" like if we ran over a large rock or something. Didn't know how it was moving, maybe another pony (or a horse) was pulling it. Whatever, I didn't think too much about it, so I decided get some sleep... but I didn't know where I could sleep. Trixie's bed looked way to small for me to get in with her, plus I felt like she wouldn't want me sleeping in the same bed with her. I don’t know, I just felt like she didn't enjoy my company as much as Twilight Sparkle did.
I just assumed that that my "bed" was the table at the other end of the room with a blanket and pillow. I didn't bother placing the blanket over me, as I used it as a cover to make the tablet a little more comfortable to sleep on. I went ahead laid on the table, hoping to get some sleep, but damn did it suck! The pillow didn't help much, as it felt so damn uncomfortable sleeping on the table; it was like I was sleeping on... a damn table! Even if I tried, I just couldn't relax. I was lying on my back, looking at the ceiling just waiting to fall asleep, but it just didn't seem possible.
Suddenly, I had this urge to use the restroom (I had to pee). I got off from the table... erm... bed, and started searching around the tailor in hopes to find a door leading into a restroom. As I examined the area, I notice something really odd on Trixie. She was lying fast asleep on her bed, she looked so peaceful with half her mane (hair) covering a part of her face, eyes completely shut, and it looked like she was smiling a little bit. Maybe she was having a wonderful dream? The purple blanket she laid under didn't cover her entire body as her feet (hooves) were popping out from underneath. This is the odd thing I notice; at the bottom of one of her hooves, it seem like there was something white on it. I couldn't make out what it was, so I got close to her hooves to examine it a little better. I was so close to the white substances, I could smell it. From what it looked like, I would say it looked like white frosting from a cake and it smelled like lemons. Maybe the lemon smell came from a special perfume that Trixie was wearing. I don't recall her putting anything on before going to bed, but she tends to groom herself very well. I just couldn't comprehend what that white stuff could possibly be, but it didn't smell harmful. I decided to slowly lick it off from her hoof, smacked my lips, and tried to figure out what it tasted like. It felt odd licking it, felt like I was licking cake off sand paper or something (somewhat rough). It tasted a little like vanilla pudding of some kind. That was my best guess on the white stuff might have been anyways. I looked back at her hoof, and notice that there was still some of that white frosting there, but not much. Trixie seem like she was still sound asleep, and I didn't want her seeing this white stuff on her hoof. I felt like she would freak out and start to get concerned about her hygiene if she notices this. I went ahead, opened my mouth wide and tried to fit as much as her hoof into my mouth, aiming for the white frosting on it. I started to suck on her hoof in hopes to cleanse it from this white stuff. I think I may have drooled a little because every time I took a breath to suck in the white stuff I kind of slobbered a bit. I hope she didn't mind a little saliva on her foot (hoof). Don't get me wrong, I don't have any kind of foot fetish or anything. I just wanted to make sure she was clean, that’s all.
As I continued to suck on her solid light blue foot (hoof), I believe I heard moaning coming from Trixie. I stopped and tilt my head back to get a better view of her face, she looked like she was still out cold, but her expression on her face changed. Rather than a smile, she looked more distress... well her expression looked concerned to me, anyways. I slowly went back to her hoof. I was worried I might wake up her, but I continued to suck on her hoof anyways. At this point, I don't even know if that white stuff was there any more, I should have probably checked before I put my mouth on her hoof again. Ah, whatever! As I carried on, sucking on her hoof (foot... thing), but then I notice her legs (hooves) moved a bit. Trixie let out another moan and kind of reposition herself on the bed. I got scared, thinking I woke up her, so I immediately removed my mouth from her hoof and slowly started to step away from the bed. Thing was, I was walking backwards trying to catch a view of Trixie's face to make sure she does not wake up, not knowing what was behind me I tripped on something. I feel back and tripped on a large white cake. It was all squashed in, and all over my back. What the hell was this doing in the middle of the room? I didn't recall seeing this here when I first walked up to Trixie's bed. I got up, and started wiping the frosting off my back with my hands (hooves), but that didn't seem to be working. I walked over to the dresser, open the top draw, and grab a random shirt from it. Didn't know what kind of shirt it was (like if it was made for ponies or humans) but I just used it as a towel to try clean myself from this cake frosting all over my back. Maybe that's what was on Trixie's hoof? I don't know.
Eventually, I got most (not all, my back still felt a little wet and sticky) of the frosting off my back and went back to my bed (table bed). For some reason, I didn't have to use the restroom anymore.

I'm not sure how much timed passed, but next thing I knew it was morning. I slide myself from the table (bed?) and landed on the floor with all four hooves. I looked around the area notice the sun beaming down into the trailer through the window. It was getting a little warm in here from the sunlight, and Trixie looked absent from her bed. Speaking of my hooves, it's kind of odd to find myself walking on all four with no problems. At times it felt like I was walking on my hind legs and was able to move my hands all around and grab stuff with no problems. It's like my cartoon hooves were magnets and just attached to things I needed to grab on to.
Curious where Trixie may have gone, I walked at the end of the room which had a door leading outside of the trailer. I grabbed the door knob and slowly open the door. First thing I saw walking outside was Trixie and Twilight Sparkle in front of the tree house Twilight lived in. Looks like we were back in Ponyvile and the cargo trailer was parked right in front of the tree house. However, seems like the two were arguing about something. Both of them looked really upset, yelling at each other back and forth. Their faces were really close to each other as if they were about to clash foreheads or have some kind of fight with their horns (because, ya' know, unicorns do that... I think). I had no idea what they were arguing about. They just kept talking over each other it was hard to understand what they were trying saying. From what I can understand, it sounded like they may have been comparing their talents in magic, wondering who was "stronger". I was still a good distances away (like 15 feet), and I wanted to get a little closer and hear what was going on. If anything, maybe I can do something about this since I knew them both really well. As I walked up to them to get a better hearing of their argument, it seem like it was coming to an end.
Trixie challenged Twilight Sparkle to a "Magic Duel" of some kind. What they did in the duel, I wasn't sure.
Twilight looking really pissed, she looked like she was grinding her teeth as she accepted the challenge. "Fine, then! If that's what it'll take, I'll accept the challenge!" she yelled.
Trixie took a step back and laughed hysterically. She replied, sounding so cocky, "Alright! Meet me at the park by sun down." she walked away from Twilight with a huge grin on her face. She then walked right past me, ignoring me, like I wasn't even there. I felt a little upset that she shunned me, even though I did nothing to get her attention, but still.
Twilight was looking really upset. She was just standing there like if she was collection her thoughts on the whole argument that just happened. Maybe I could comfort her and try to calm her down from the argument she just had.
I walked up to Twilight, she was standing up straight on all four hooves, but her head was lowered to the ground, like if she was ashamed to show her face. From what I can see, she looked really depress, like if she was about to cry. I didn’t know what to say, I suppose I can act like I didn’t see the argument take place.
“Twilight, how’s it going?” I tried to sound cheerful. I just wanted to say something, anything, just to cheer her up.
She looked up at me with her eyes watery and half opened. Maybe she was crying. “Oh... hey...” her voice kind of crackle, maybe she wasn’t in the mood to talk. She slightly turned her head away from me, trying to avoid eye contact.
I felt really bad for her, seeing her in this condition made me really depress. I didn’t know what to say, and I wasn’t sure what our relationship was like so it was hard for me to figure out the right words to say in order to cheer her up. I began slowly walk up to her, thinking of a way to comfort her. As I got closer, Twilight turned her had back to me. I was so close to her, it felt like her mouth was only an inch away from mine. Her eyes gazing upon mine, I can feel her breathing down on my nose (snout?). I stood in place, staring back at her, waiting for something to happen but she didn’t move. Was she waiting for me to do something? At this point, I started to feel ill again, like if I wanted to throw up. I was getting so nervous, however throwing up on her face would be a lot worse than just throwing up on the bed like last time. I didn’t know what to do, the tension in me was building up, and it was getting overwhelming. I was just an inch away from her, I had to do something. For some reason, I just wanted to kiss her. I really did, but I still didn’t know how she felt about me. Maybe this was the perfect time to say it; this could possibly be my only chance!
“Twilight...” I whispered.
Twilight closed her eyes and started to move her face closer mine. Was she waiting for me to say her name? What was she doing?! Doushio?! She moved in so close, that our foreheads and noses made contact with each other. She started to move her nose from side to side, rubbing it against mine.
I got so nervous, I think I yelled something. If I did I don’t remember what I shouted, but somehow I lend so far back that I feel over. I hit my head really hard (I’m kind of surprise I didn’t wake up from the dream) on the grassy ground, it truly did hurt. As I rubbed my hand (hoof) against the back of my head, I notice Twilight’s face. Her body was right above mine now. I felt like I was trapped in below her, as her hooves (legs) acted as guarding rails in case I tried to escape from her. She then placed her head underneath my neck and started rubbing against my snout (uhhh... mouth?). I couldn’t help it but... I really needed to pee! I wobbled back and forth like a turtle, trying to get back up, but Twilight’s legs (hooves) prevented me from doing so. I couldn’t think (so what’s new), I didn’t know of any way to escape this situation. I was just so anxious; I didn’t know what I could do. If I pee’d here and Twilight saw, it would be the most embarrassing thing ever! Oh my gosh, I was going insane here. At this point, I couldn’t help it anymore... I had to pee. Twilight still rubbing up against my neck with her head, I turned over to lie on my side and got half way into a fetal position. I did it to kind of cover up my crouch area so that way my urine wouldn’t go all over the place. I looked over at Twilight’s hooves, as the liquid coming out of me started to surround them. Twilight took a step back away from me and accidentally stepped on a small puddle of my liquid juice (I can’t find a better word to call it). Maybe she took a step back because she knew I was peeing.
Still in my fetal position, I looked over at the corner of my eye, only slightly turning my head, to see Twilight Sparkle’s expression on this. She looked more confused than upset, which took me by surprise. She then lends over to the ground, close to my crouch area and started to smell the puddle I left over. Do ponies not pee or something? I was confused... but I panicked at the same time. I thought she was trying to do something to me! My knee (hoof) jerked and I kicked her in the face. I kicked her so hard she tumbled over and collapsed on her side.
I quickly got up on all four hooves, “Oh no, Twilight I’m sorry!” I ran over to see if she was okay. Her eyes closed and her mouth half way open, she looked like she was out cold. I looked around to see if anyone else saw this, but it seem like no one was around. I gave my full attention back to Twilight; I didn’t know what to do. “Wake up!” I yelled, hopping she was okay. I felt so sorry, why did I do such a thing?! I hope she forgives me. Just then, I got an idea! Just like with Trixie, I can suck at her foot (hoof) and attempt to wake her up that way. I mean, it kind of worked for Trixie, why wouldn’t work for Twilight Sparkle, right?
I made my way to the back of her lying body. Her feet (hooves) were placed together as she lay unconscious on the grass. I opened up my mouth and stuff as much as her foot (hoof) into it. Once in, I began to suck on her hoof the same way I sucked on Trixie’s hoof. This time, it felt odd because her hoof that I was sucking on was a little wet. I believe this hoof may have stepped on some of my urine, causing me to drink some of my own pee. I guess I didn’t mind, because my urine didn’t taste bad. Almost tasted like lemons. Maybe that lemon smell was coming from me?
I continued to suck on her foot (hoof) in attempts to wake her up. I then started to hear Twilight moaning, I think it was working. She continued to moan, but they were all very faint moans, I actually wondered if she was enjoying this (that’s so twisted and sick if she was). Later, I notice her hooves began to move, like if she was trying to get up. I removed my mouth from her hoof and watched as Twilight began to gain consciousness. Her face didn’t look all that great, her hair (mane) was a mess and her left eye looked bruised.
She got up back on all fours hooves, kind of shacking around a bit as she tried to regain balance. She shook her head a bit, trying to get focus on her vision I suppose. “What... happened...?” her throat sounded kind of dry, maybe the hit was too hard?
Suddenly, I wanted cake.

Back in the real world, I woke up wondering what I did wrong. I just couldn't tell Twilight Sparkle how I felt about her, yet she was up all on me like if something was going to happen. It's too bad I acted so damn awkward around her when she got close, but why? Am I like this with other woman? I didn't enjoy getting up from bed, as there was a pleasant surprised all around my crouch area. Looks like I'll need to clean my sheets.

1 comment:

  1. You have the best dreams. I am so jelly. Even if it does come with the price of bed-wetting.

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